{"id":537,"date":"2005-02-01T06:04:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-01T01:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=537"},"modified":"2005-02-01T06:04:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-01T01:04:00","slug":"mouse-0-dwan-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=537","title":{"rendered":"Mouse:  0  Dwan:  1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We apparently had a mouse.<\/p>\n<p>Jen discovered the other day that the thumbs had been chewed out of our oven mitts, and there were little mouse turds in kitchen-towel drawer.  So, with much yuppie hand wringing and &#8220;but I&#8217;m a vegetarian&#8221; temporizing, we purchased spring-loaded mousetraps.  Set one yesterday in the drawer which had formerly held the towels (towels are in the washing machine).  <\/p>\n<p>This morning, victory.  Dead mouse.  Trap reloaded, replaced.  <\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t even close to sporting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We apparently had a mouse. Jen discovered the other day that the thumbs had been chewed out of our oven mitts, and there were little mouse turds in kitchen-towel drawer. So, with much yuppie hand wringing and &#8220;but I&#8217;m a vegetarian&#8221; temporizing, we purchased spring-loaded mousetraps. Set one yesterday in the drawer which had formerly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}