{"id":536,"date":"2005-01-31T17:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-31T12:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=536"},"modified":"2005-01-31T17:01:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-31T12:01:00","slug":"gaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=536","title":{"rendered":"GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going back to new jersey tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>For the first time in my life, last week I escaped NJ without a speeding ticket.  Now I&#8217;m sent back into the jaws of despair.  Fortunately, this time I know the way.  Plus, there&#8217;s no snow emergency on the weather channel for the morning of my departure.<\/p>\n<p><b>Update<\/b>:  My brother comments:  <\/p>\n<p><em>They say that a true shaolin master does not fear excessive rain, temperature, or physical harm. Hopefully, that should apply to being in New Jersey too.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I suppose that I must try to be more masterful in my attitudes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going back to new jersey tomorrow. For the first time in my life, last week I escaped NJ without a speeding ticket. Now I&#8217;m sent back into the jaws of despair. Fortunately, this time I know the way. Plus, there&#8217;s no snow emergency on the weather channel for the morning of my departure. Update: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}