{"id":513,"date":"2004-12-31T13:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-31T08:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=513"},"modified":"2004-12-31T13:29:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-31T08:29:00","slug":"ahhhhhhh-humor-to-the-rescue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=513","title":{"rendered":"Ahhhhhhh, Humor to the rescue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.miami.com\/mld\/miamiherald\/living\/columnists\/dave_barry\/10496338.htm?1c\">Dave Barry&#8217;s take on 2004<\/a><\/p>\n<pre>Looking back on 2004, we have to conclude that it could have been worse.\r\n\r\n''HOW??'' you ask, spitting out your coffee...<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dave Barry&#8217;s take on 2004 Looking back on 2004, we have to conclude that it could have been worse. &#8221;HOW??&#8221; you ask, spitting out your coffee&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}