{"id":501,"date":"2004-12-18T23:42:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-18T18:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=501"},"modified":"2004-12-18T23:42:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-18T18:42:00","slug":"random-crap-and-holiday-cheer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=501","title":{"rendered":"Random crap and holiday cheer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more veggie-->Well, the decision is upon us:  We&#8217;ve had this freaky dietary preference for nearly a year now, in which we don&#8217;t consume mammals or poultry.  It started off as almost a dare or a bet on Jan 1 of this 2004 with an estimated TTL (that&#8217;s Time To Live) of a month.  It&#8217;s evolved into a choice that we both feel comfortable with.  This is one of the few &#8220;new years resolutions&#8221; either of us has ever kept for an entire year.<\/p>\n<p>But, not to put too fine a point on it, sometimes I find myself <em>really<\/em> wanting a hamburger.  For Jen it&#8217;s a Philly Cheese Steak sandwich.  Mmm.  With the fried onions and the peppers, and that tangy sauce&#8230;wow.  Anyway, I think that we may fall back into the &#8220;not much meat, and quality controlled and humanely prepared when we do it&#8221; category as of Jan 1.<\/p>\n<p>The fam is in town (two parents, two siblings, all &#8220;in-law&#8221; relative to me).  We hung out and ate and went to a concert tonight, and tomorrow we plan to hang out and eat and open some presents.  The Christmas festivities are spreading out over nearly a full week this year.  Jen&#8217;s family this weekend, mine Wed \/ Thurs of this coming week (in which, I understand the plan is to hang out and eat&#8230;and maybe exchange some gifts), and then my private &#8220;gee, golly, my wife works Christmas some years&#8221; party on the 25th.  <\/p>\n<p>Work is going well.  I&#8217;m getting to play the role of &#8220;the guy who keeps bringing up the fact that this was <b>supposed<\/b> to be a bug-fix version.&#8221;  That means that I keep pissing on the parade and saying &#8220;very cool new code, but will it introduce any new support issues?&#8221;  Somebody has to be that person for every software release.  This time, it&#8217;s me.  <\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, and (not safe for work) softcore <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hypnox.com\/reagan\/imagepages\/reagan34.html\">Cheetos porn<\/a>.  Arguably the most obscure fetish ever recorded.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=501"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}