{"id":458,"date":"2004-11-12T16:22:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-12T11:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=458"},"modified":"2004-11-12T16:22:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-12T11:22:00","slug":"serious-tmi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=458","title":{"rendered":"Serious TMI."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Computers suck.  Software sucks.  Nuff said about web-services and the omnipresent &#8220;grid.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In more mundane news, people say a <b>lot<\/b> of stuff at coffee shops that I didn&#8217;t need to know about.  Wow.  Your butt, you say?  Who knew?  Not me, not until you sat and loudly discussed it over there.<\/p>\n<p>And, finally, I did a google search on &#8220;startlingly powerful toilet flush&#8221; (a sign of my advancing age:  I sometimes look at the fixtures available in hotels and people&#8217;s homes and think &#8220;how can I discretely ask them where they bought this startlingly powerful toilet?&#8221;  Anyway, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.realestatejournal.com\/housegarden\/indoorliving\/20030220-barrett.html\">pressure assisted toilets<\/a> seem to be a good idea.  Save water, scare the cats at the same time.  Ooooooooo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Computers suck. Software sucks. Nuff said about web-services and the omnipresent &#8220;grid.&#8221; In more mundane news, people say a lot of stuff at coffee shops that I didn&#8217;t need to know about. Wow. Your butt, you say? Who knew? Not me, not until you sat and loudly discussed it over there. And, finally, I did [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}