{"id":453,"date":"2004-11-09T16:54:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-09T11:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=453"},"modified":"2004-11-09T16:54:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-09T11:54:00","slug":"a-magical-and-happy-journey-to-the-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=453","title":{"rendered":"A magical and happy journey to the store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Enough griping about politics for the moment.  I&#8217;m going to gripe about other stuff.<\/p>\n<p><!--more coin--><b>Coin<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been trying for several days now to deposit my spare coins at the bank.  <\/p>\n<p>A few years ago I had a regrettable experience at a Wells Fargo in MN.  I spent a while rolling up about $80 in coin, and I carried the rolled coins in to the branch.  The girl behind the counter looked at my coins in the manner one might usually look at entrails and said &#8220;unroll those.  They have to go through the machine.&#8221;  She then turned to the next customer, and left me to eventually remember to shut my mouth.  The combination of having done unneeded work with public rejection scarred me at a deep level.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out that no bank anywhere in Rhode Island has a coin counting machine.  Instead, the tellers give the entrails-look to my bag of unsorted coinage and hand me little stacks of paper coin-rolls.  Almost all merchants give my coin sack the entrails-look, in fact.  I&#8217;ve taken to assuring people that I have no intention of actually trying to *use* the money in the bag, I&#8217;m just carrying it around looking for a way to turn it back into cash.  <\/p>\n<p>In desperation, I finally turned to the &#8220;coin star&#8221; machine at the grocery store.  These little monsters take 8.5% of your money, but they count the coinage for you.  I dumped my coins into the maw of the machine, which promptly said (I&#8217;m not even making this up) &#8220;Wow, you have a lot of coins, please ask a store employee for help.&#8221;  Needless to say the customer service staff at the grocery store had no clue how to un-jam the machine&#8230;and I ended up taking my coins and leaving.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Mailbox<\/b><\/p>\n<p>We bought a new mailbox.  It&#8217;s shiny and white.  We have a post with a horizontal support on it at mailbox-height, where the old mailbox was mounted.  The new one is wider than the old one, so I got a piece of pine to mount it on, and tried to nail the new pine on top of the old mounting board.  I promptly knocked the horizontal support right off the post, and a little cloud of dry-rotten wood went everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>So, I ended up doing a total hack job to get back to having any sort of mailbox at all.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Bank<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Went to the bank today and (hopefully, pending some sort of thing-or-the-other) secured a &#8220;Home Equity Line of Credit&#8221; in support of my plumbing and other projects.  This seems to be a pretty sweet deal.  It&#8217;s a credit account with a checkbook, secured by my house.  The interest rate floats at 1.01% below prime (today that&#8217;s 3.74%), and I need to pay only the monthly interest to avoid fees and penalties.  Best part is that it&#8217;s tax deductible (being a &#8220;home loan&#8221;) and you can use it however you please.  According to the woman at the bank, a lot of people use these to buy cars, since they can get a better interest rate *and* deduct the interest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Enough griping about politics for the moment. I&#8217;m going to gripe about other stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}