{"id":440,"date":"2004-10-29T23:16:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-29T18:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=440"},"modified":"2004-10-29T23:16:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-29T18:16:00","slug":"evolution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"Evolution"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brilliant cover on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ironcircus.com\/blog\/000267.html\">National Geographic<\/a> this month.<\/p>\n<p>To quote the link above:<\/p>\n<p><em>Yes, it can be measured in the laboratory. Shut up.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, there is fossil evidence. Shut up.<\/p>\n<p>No, no one claims we evolved from present-day apes. Shut up.<\/p>\n<p>And yes, it&#8217;s just a theory. And so is that whole &#8220;the Earth orbits the Sun&#8221; thing. Time out to look up the scientific definition of the word &#8220;theory,&#8221; okay? Go on. I&#8217;ll wait here.<\/p>\n<p>Got it? All done?<\/p>\n<p>Good. Shut up.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brilliant cover on the National Geographic this month. To quote the link above: Yes, it can be measured in the laboratory. Shut up. Yes, there is fossil evidence. Shut up. No, no one claims we evolved from present-day apes. Shut up. And yes, it&#8217;s just a theory. And so is that whole &#8220;the Earth orbits [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}