{"id":420,"date":"2004-10-19T12:36:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-19T07:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=420"},"modified":"2004-10-19T12:36:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-19T07:36:00","slug":"pumpkins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=420","title":{"rendered":"Pumpkins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh yeah:  There&#8217;s this thing at the Rhode Island Zoo called the &#8220;Pumpkin Spectacular.&#8221;   We went over the weekend and it was <em>much<\/em> cooler than I had expected.  Apparently there is a nonlinearity in the coolness of carved pumpkins.  I mean, one is okay, two are slightly better, three pretty much maxes it out.  After that, 10, 15, and 20 are increasingly lame.<\/p>\n<p>However <a href=\"http:\/\/jen.dwan.org\/Pumpkins\">5,000 pumpkins<\/a> is pretty damn cool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh yeah: There&#8217;s this thing at the Rhode Island Zoo called the &#8220;Pumpkin Spectacular.&#8221; We went over the weekend and it was much cooler than I had expected. Apparently there is a nonlinearity in the coolness of carved pumpkins. I mean, one is okay, two are slightly better, three pretty much maxes it out. After [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}