{"id":417,"date":"2004-10-16T21:50:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-16T16:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=417"},"modified":"2004-10-16T21:50:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-16T16:50:00","slug":"i-am-an-incredible-dumbass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=417","title":{"rendered":"I am an incredible dumbass."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not that this is news to anyone reading this, but wow.<\/p>\n<p>So I fired Verizon and got a cablemodem instead.  I therefore had to return the DSL modem that Verizon had given us.  They sent a prepaid UPS label, so that I could just stick the device in a box and ship it out.  Simultaneously, I  ordered Vonage so as to be able to fire Verizon more completely.  The vonage device arrived before I had a chance to ship the DSL modem.<\/p>\n<p>In a fit of stupidity, I put the wrong piece of consumer electronics in the return box to Verizon.  Sent them my VoIP machine instead.  Dumb dumb dumb.<\/p>\n<p>On the phone with their shipping people, we all had a good laugh about it.  They&#8217;ll send it back when they receive it.  <\/p>\n<p>Gah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not that this is news to anyone reading this, but wow. So I fired Verizon and got a cablemodem instead. I therefore had to return the DSL modem that Verizon had given us. They sent a prepaid UPS label, so that I could just stick the device in a box and ship it out. Simultaneously, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}