{"id":315,"date":"2004-08-10T00:32:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-09T19:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=315"},"modified":"2004-08-10T00:32:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-09T19:32:00","slug":"freaky-man-on-the-subway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=315","title":{"rendered":"Freaky man on the subway"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Had my first real freako-on-the-T experience today.  He came on through the door further from me (most cars have two sets of doors per side) all twitchy and jerky and stuff.  My &#8220;not right&#8221; filter went off immediately, and I considered switching cars (easy to do at a stop, impossible between them).  Decided that he looked loony, but not violent.  Then he started (as the doors closed) grabbing his balls and hooting about how &#8220;THERE&#8217;S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY TESTICLES!&#8221;  &#8220;WHAT&#8217;S WRONG WITH MY BALLS???&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He spat on the floor a couple of times and hurkey-jerkied off the train at the Harvard stop.<\/p>\n<p>I did, actually, wonder &#8220;has <a href=\"http:\/\/simianpower.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">simianpower<\/a> come to visit me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Family arrives for a visit tomorrow.  Hooray!<\/p>\n<p>Also tomorrow, triple booked for work:<\/p>\n<p>(1) More booth bunny, which is superseded by:<br \/>\n(2) Attending an Intel training session on optimizing for the Itanium 2 processor in 64 bit mode, which I will have to cut out of for<br \/>\n(3) a conference call with people in Texas.<\/p>\n<p>Woot!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had my first real freako-on-the-T experience today. He came on through the door further from me (most cars have two sets of doors per side) all twitchy and jerky and stuff. My &#8220;not right&#8221; filter went off immediately, and I considered switching cars (easy to do at a stop, impossible between them). Decided that he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=315"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}