{"id":312,"date":"2004-08-06T22:16:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-06T17:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=312"},"modified":"2004-08-06T22:16:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-06T17:16:00","slug":"its-friday-which-means-its-weird-stuff-on-the-web-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=312","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Friday, which means it&#8217;s weird stuff on the web day&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back to humor.  <a href=\"http:\/\/snltranscripts.jt.org\/03\/03jdynacorp.phtml\">Chicken of the sea&#8230;<\/a>.  Read it out loud for maximal effect.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/eclectech.co.uk\/b3ta\/penguinkite.gif\"><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.meatshake.com\/mobile.html\">This is so, not vegetarian<\/a>, but the jingle is pretty cool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back to humor. Chicken of the sea&#8230;. Read it out loud for maximal effect. This is so, not vegetarian, but the jingle is pretty cool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}