{"id":311,"date":"2004-08-04T12:59:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-04T07:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=311"},"modified":"2004-08-04T12:59:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-04T07:59:00","slug":"easily-distracted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=311","title":{"rendered":"Easily distracted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pretty lights, colors&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like in the first Airplane movie:  &#8220;I&#8217;ve got to concentrate&#8230;concentrate&#8230;concentrate&#8230;trate&#8230;trate&#8230;.te&#8230;te&#8230;te&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My attention span is, like, what was I talking about?  Oh yeah&#8230;pretty lights&#8230;colors&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This means that I will be having only ideas that require very short durations of thought, like&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ummm&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This could be problematic if it persists.  I&#8217;ll be like that guy in <i>Memento<\/i> except on a much shorter timeline.  I&#8217;ll, like, write on myself in chalk to remind me of what I was thinking of just moments ago.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pretty lights, colors&#8230; It&#8217;s like in the first Airplane movie: &#8220;I&#8217;ve got to concentrate&#8230;concentrate&#8230;concentrate&#8230;trate&#8230;trate&#8230;.te&#8230;te&#8230;te&#8221; My attention span is, like, what was I talking about? Oh yeah&#8230;pretty lights&#8230;colors&#8230; This means that I will be having only ideas that require very short durations of thought, like&#8230; Ummm&#8230; This could be problematic if it persists. I&#8217;ll be like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}