{"id":303,"date":"2004-07-30T15:25:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-30T10:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=303"},"modified":"2004-07-30T15:25:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-30T10:25:00","slug":"bummer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=303","title":{"rendered":"Bummer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot one of the first rules of adult male life today:  Do <b>not<\/b> get a haircut at the mall.<\/p>\n<p>I am now wearing the happy meal of haircuts.  The Old Navy, $7 pair of jeans coiffure.  Disappointing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot one of the first rules of adult male life today: Do not get a haircut at the mall. I am now wearing the happy meal of haircuts. The Old Navy, $7 pair of jeans coiffure. Disappointing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}