Here’s a hypothetical:<\/p>\n
Cheney decides, rightly, that Edwards is not worthy of his full contempt and scorn. He looks elsewhere for a worthy opponent and lights upon Teresa Kerry, John’s wife. Anticipating a chance to drop both the F-bomb and the B-slap in the same argument, he tosses a gauntlet in some conservative rag.<\/p>\n
Teresa reveals that she has quietly been buying up Haliburten stock, and now owns a controlling interest. She demands that Cheney grovel and cook her breakfast in order to retain his role in the company.<\/p>\n
He does.<\/p>\n
It’s not so much that it’s going to happen, as that it *could* happen that makes me giddy with the thought.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Here’s a hypothetical:<\/p>\n
Cheney decides, rightly, that Edwards is not worthy of his full contempt and scorn. He looks elsewhere for a worthy opponent and lights upon Teresa Kerry, John’s wife. Anticipating a chance to drop both the F-bomb and the B-slap in the same argument, he tosses a gauntlet in some conservative rag.<\/p>\n