{"id":300,"date":"2004-07-27T18:48:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-27T13:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=300"},"modified":"2004-07-27T18:48:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-27T13:48:00","slug":"i-am-so-voting-democrat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=300","title":{"rendered":"I am *so* voting Democrat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They fixed my commute.  Just by coming to town.  Just by holding a little party where they wave flags and wear funny hats, they fixed my commute.<\/p>\n<p>I got a seat all to myself on the commuter rail, both ways!  The T was uncrowded and prompted.  At no point did I run.  The trains even *smell* clean (if vaguely of bomb sniffing dog).<\/p>\n<p>All this for a ceremonial selection of the candidate that didn&#8217;t screw up.  Imagine what these people could do if they were in charge.  I&#8217;m voting democrat for everything.  Dog catcher up to President.  My vote for the convention in four years goes to Iraq.  Make it a state, give it to the democrats.  They&#8217;ll fix it, just like they did with Boston.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you, Democrats, for fixing the light rail system in Boston.  Thank you.  God Bless you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They fixed my commute. Just by coming to town. Just by holding a little party where they wave flags and wear funny hats, they fixed my commute.<\/p>\n<p>I got a seat all to myself on the commuter rail, both ways! The T was uncrowded and prompted. At no point did I run. The trains even <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=300\">I am *so* voting Democrat<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}