{"id":240,"date":"2004-06-08T15:47:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-08T10:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=240"},"modified":"2004-06-08T15:47:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-08T10:47:00","slug":"woot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=240","title":{"rendered":"Woot."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, not to be alarmist or anything, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/jwz\/350762.html\" target=\"_new\">this<\/a> is a pretty freaky little trio of news articles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, not to be alarmist or anything, but this is a pretty freaky little trio of news articles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}