{"id":218,"date":"2004-05-20T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-19T19:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=218"},"modified":"2004-05-20T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-19T19:01:00","slug":"teeter-totter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=218","title":{"rendered":"Teeter Totter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more More moves in the home selling dance.-->Just another move in the great and grand tradition of home selling.  Our prospective buyer had her inspection today, and there are &#8220;issues&#8221; of &#8220;concern&#8221; that she will &#8220;have to sleep on.&#8221;  Specifically, the water heater is blah-blah-blah.  Interesting to me that when *I* pay for the inspection, everything is fine.  When she pays for the inspection, there are issues.  <\/p>\n<p>The reality, of course, is that this is just part of the dance.  What happens here is that she squeezes a little (buy a new water heater or I walk!).  I then get defensive and vaguely negative (well, I&#8217;m moving out.  If I do this job, I&#8217;ll just lowball it.  What if I give you some amount of money to do it yourself?).  She then nods sagely and names a price.  I assert that that&#8217;s it and that&#8217;s all, and we have to really have a deal here, because I&#8217;m not putting up with any more of this crap.  Squeeze now or forever hold it.  I&#8217;ll give you some other price.  <\/p>\n<p>Then we agree to it because the money we&#8217;re talking about is well under the noise floor in this deal.  A water heater, installed, costs around $400.  I&#8217;m paying more than that for a lawyer to nod sagely and tell me that the standard forms at the closing are standard.  Bah.<\/p>\n<p>If the inspection had gone really poorly, I would be scrambling right now (roof falling in, major pest infestation, something like that).  If the inspection had gone *really* poorly, the call today wouldn&#8217;t have been this cagey &#8220;I need to sleep on it,&#8221; it would have been &#8220;I&#8217;m calling my option and backing out of the deal.&#8221;  From the folks I&#8217;ve spoken to, it&#8217;s somewhat traditional to demand a new water heater when you buy a house.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Still stressful though.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, I&#8217;ve now installed and updated three laptops in as many days.  Seems that my group is finding that a good way to get the laptops updated and re-synchronized is to make me use a different one every night.  Everyone has to know, by this point, that if hardware passes through my hands&#8230;I&#8217;ll do my best to cross the &#8216;i&#8217;s and dot the &#8216;t&#8217;s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=218\">Teeter Totter<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}