{"id":1981,"date":"2008-07-01T21:18:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-01T16:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1981"},"modified":"2008-07-01T21:18:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-01T16:18:00","slug":"martini-vodka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1981","title":{"rendered":"Martini Vodka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And now for something completely shallow:<\/p>\n<p>Vodkas that can be pleasurably drunk straight, at room temperature, with no olives or nothin&#8217;:<\/p>\n<p>* Dogfish Head &#8220;Blue Hen&#8221;<br \/>\n* Snow Queen<\/p>\n<p>Vodkas that make pretty damn good martinis (in something approximating rank order)<\/p>\n<p>* Imperia<br \/>\n* Ketel One<br \/>\n* Grey Goose<\/p>\n<p>Vodkas that don&#8217;t make a very good martini, but are acceptable in gimlets:<\/p>\n<p>* Stolichnaya<\/p>\n<p>Vodkas that should be mixed with fruit juice and fed to other people:<\/p>\n<p>* Rain (all organic!)<br \/>\n* Absolut (remember when Absolute was the high end vodka?  Now that&#8217;s called &#8220;level&#8221;)<br \/>\n* Smirnoff<br \/>\n* Other crap<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now for something completely shallow: Vodkas that can be pleasurably drunk straight, at room temperature, with no olives or nothin&#8217;: * Dogfish Head &#8220;Blue Hen&#8221; * Snow Queen Vodkas that make pretty damn good martinis (in something approximating rank order) * Imperia * Ketel One * Grey Goose Vodkas that don&#8217;t make a very [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}