{"id":1932,"date":"2008-04-20T10:17:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-20T05:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1932"},"modified":"2008-04-20T10:17:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-20T05:17:00","slug":"short-points","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1932","title":{"rendered":"Short points"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1) Almost every pillow in the apartment is currently piled on the bed for use in bolstering and supporting either a busted shoulder or a busted leg.<\/p>\n<p>2) My shoulder is bruised a fine shade of yellow, in a nice circle that goes reaches halfway down my chest.<\/p>\n<p>2.1)  When you see your spouse, shirtless in the evening, one of the less romantic things you can say is &#8220;why are you yellow?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>3)  I&#8217;ve been narcotic-less for more than 24 hours.  I do *not* see the appeal of those things, except for pain reduction.<\/p>\n<p>4)  I would really, really like it if my primary email address would stop re-downloading and un-deleting all the messages I&#8217;ve received in the past month or so.  I delete them, they come back.  Grrrrrr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) Almost every pillow in the apartment is currently piled on the bed for use in bolstering and supporting either a busted shoulder or a busted leg.<\/p>\n<p>2) My shoulder is bruised a fine shade of yellow, in a nice circle that goes reaches halfway down my chest.<\/p>\n<p>2.1) When you see your spouse, shirtless <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1932\">Short points<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1932"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}