{"id":1926,"date":"2008-04-16T00:49:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-15T19:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1926"},"modified":"2008-04-16T00:49:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-15T19:49:00","slug":"more-injury","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1926","title":{"rendered":"More injury"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"http:\/\/cdwan.org\/pics\/temp\/ER.jpg\" ismap align=right width=300>First off, Oxycodone RULES.<\/p>\n<p>Secondly, I&#8217;m beginning to think that I need a slightly less injury prone sport.  At the very least, <lj user=redmed> and I need to work out some sort of a schedule so that one of us is un-narced and available to drive the other&#8217;s sorry ass around.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, got thrown at Judo today: Landed on my shoulder and face.  The note from the ER says that I have an &#8220;Acromio Clavicular Joint Dislocation&#8221;, third degree, in my left shoulder.  Basically, the connective tissues that usually holds one piece of my shoulder *in* has gotten damaged, and now that piece of my shoulder is sorta popping *up*.<\/p>\n<p>As usual, Wikipedia has <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Separated_shoulder\">good writeup<\/a>.  Sounds like I&#8217;m f-ed for 6 to 12 weeks, and I may have a party-trick bump on my shoulder for life.<\/p>\n<p>As soon as I fell, I heard the *pop*, said <b>fuck<\/b>, and went to sit.  I got my jacket off, and both Jen and Jay looked at my shoulder with the universal &#8220;that don&#8217;t look right&#8221; look on their faces.  I felt along the top and found the aforementioned bone as a lump about 3\/4 of the way towards my shoulder from my neck.<\/p>\n<p>One of the guys taking class was also taking an EMT course, and he ran to his bag to get the anatomy book.  I let him tie my belt on as a sling.  Very nice guy, but I could see the enthusiasm in his eyes &#8211; and I knew we had to get the hell out of there as soon as possible.<\/p>\n<p>Jen took me to the ER (we flipped a coin for who would drive).  They shunted me to urgent care, who sent me for X-Rays.  Then I got a note saying basically &#8220;take two of these and call an orthopedist in the morning.&#8221;  I was a little pissed at first that there was no &#8220;pop it back in place, and it&#8217;ll hurt like hell but you&#8217;ll be good to go&#8221; solution.  Then the drugs kicked in.  I think <a href=\"http:\/\/capital_l.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">capital_l<\/a> described it as &#8220;the whole world taking a step back, and your ability to give a damn getting turned <em>way<\/em> down.&#8221;  That&#8217;s about it.  Still hurts, I just don&#8217;t really care right now.<\/p>\n<p>And, with that, as <lj user=redmed> might say:<\/p>\n<p>NURGGKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK &#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First off, Oxycodone RULES.<\/p>\n<p>Secondly, I&#8217;m beginning to think that I need a slightly less injury prone sport. At the very least, and I need to work out some sort of a schedule so that one of us is un-narced and available to drive the other&#8217;s sorry ass around.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, got thrown at Judo today: <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1926\">More injury<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1926"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1926"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1926\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}