{"id":1912,"date":"2008-03-24T16:02:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-24T11:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1912"},"modified":"2008-03-24T16:02:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-24T11:02:00","slug":"auto-knit-bots-roll-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1912","title":{"rendered":"auto-knit-bots, roll out!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This one is for <a href=\"http:\/\/capital_l.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">capital_l<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><em>A lamp that develops like a living organism: switch it on and it slowly starts growing by knitting its own lampshade at a speed of three rotations per hour.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/2008\/03\/design_academy_exhibit.html\"><img src=\"http:\/\/jeffwerner.ca\/images\/journal\/CRW_9872.jpg\" width=300><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I, for one, welcome our new domestically superior robot overlords.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one is for capital_l:<\/p>\n<p>A lamp that develops like a living organism: switch it on and it slowly starts growing by knitting its own lampshade at a speed of three rotations per hour.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>I, for one, welcome our new domestically superior robot overlords.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1912"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}