{"id":1899,"date":"2008-03-08T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-08T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1899"},"modified":"2008-03-08T18:30:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-08T13:30:00","slug":"test-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1899","title":{"rendered":"Test"},"content":{"rendered":"

I passed. Got the certificate and everything. The only mishap was my own dumb fault, when I got kicked in the fingers. If I had, for example, been making a fist like they tell you on day one<\/b>, I wouldn’t have four kinda-sorta-jammed fingers now. All things considered, a small price to pay.<\/p>\n

Also lots of joy on the shins. Shin bruises are totally fair though, because whatever you’ve got, you know the other guy has too.<\/p>\n

Then, as I was settling into a well deserved dinner, around 5:30, Southwest Airlines called to tell me that my 7:30pm flight was delayed to 11:30. However,<\/em> if I could make it to the 5:45 flight, that one was delayed until 6:30 and I had a space on it.<\/p>\n

I abandoned the dinner and hauled ass. I made it, and am now posting from the gate, watching the “A” group board.<\/p>\n

Who is the fastest? I am the fastest!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I passed. Got the certificate and everything. The only mishap was my own dumb fault, when I got kicked in the fingers. If I had, for example, been making a fist like they tell you on day one, I wouldn’t have four kinda-sorta-jammed fingers now. All things considered, a small price to pay.<\/p>\n

Also lots . . . → Read More: Test<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[163,48,23],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1899"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}