{"id":1864,"date":"2008-01-28T23:18:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-28T18:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1864"},"modified":"2008-01-28T23:18:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-28T18:18:00","slug":"genome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1864","title":{"rendered":"Genome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I understand that <a href=\"http:\/\/23andme.com\">GATTACA.com<\/a> promises &#8220;four to six weeks&#8221; to get my genome analysis done.  However, I also know for a *fact* that I sent my spit by second day air, like, a billion days ago &#8230; and also that the machine only takes three days to run, max!<\/p>\n<p>Comeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I understand that GATTACA.com promises &#8220;four to six weeks&#8221; to get my genome analysis done. However, I also know for a *fact* that I sent my spit by second day air, like, a billion days ago &#8230; and also that the machine only takes three days to run, max!<\/p>\n<p>Comeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1864"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1864"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1864\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}