{"id":1849,"date":"2008-01-10T08:22:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-10T03:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1849"},"modified":"2008-01-10T08:22:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-10T03:22:00","slug":"1849","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1849","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks <a href=\"http:\/\/jrtom.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">jrtom<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.craigslist.org\/about\/best\/tor\/467152147.html\"><em>Please help!<\/em><\/a> <em>After two long years of being on a waiting list for a dog, we have been notified by breed rescue that, at long last, our number has come up and &#8230; WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY! <\/p>\n<p>We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn&#8217;t be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children up for adoption this weekend!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks jrtom:<\/p>\n<p>Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for a dog, we have been notified by breed rescue that, at long last, our number has come up and &#8230; WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY! <\/p>\n<p>We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1849\"><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[35],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1849"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1849\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}