{"id":1817,"date":"2007-11-22T08:24:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-22T03:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1817"},"modified":"2007-11-22T08:24:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-22T03:24:00","slug":"news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1817","title":{"rendered":"News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The news today is &#8230; interesting.  First off, we have this truly unfortunate guy in Nairobi who <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/africa\/7105191.stm\">fought off a lion, but was taken out by the hyenas shortly thereafter.<\/a>.  <a href=\"http:\/\/redmed.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">redmed<\/a> has been looking at me and saying in a hyena voice, &#8220;heeey pinkey.  Rough day?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I mean seriously:  <em>Exhausted by his struggle, he lacked the strength to fight off a subsequent attack by hyenas.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And then, there was the <a href=\"http:\/\/edition.cnn.com\/2007\/HEALTH\/11\/21\/hairball.case\/index.html\">other nasty thing.<\/a>  Apparently, doctors pulled a 10 pound hairball out of a young woman&#8217;s stomach.  Yes, there was a picture.  No, I&#8217;m not going to post it.  Ick.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Heeeeey, pinkey.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The news today is &#8230; interesting. First off, we have this truly unfortunate guy in Nairobi who fought off a lion, but was taken out by the hyenas shortly thereafter.. redmed has been looking at me and saying in a hyena voice, &#8220;heeey pinkey. Rough day?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I mean seriously: Exhausted by his struggle, he lacked <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1817\">News<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1817"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1817\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}