{"id":1787,"date":"2007-10-25T23:42:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-25T18:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1787"},"modified":"2007-10-25T23:42:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-25T18:42:00","slug":"day-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1787","title":{"rendered":"Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a day.<\/p>\n<p>I passed a housing inspection.<\/p>\n<p>I scheduled the removal of nearly 100 feet of tree, from someone else&#8217;s property.<\/p>\n<p>I bought $5000 of windows &#8230; for my tenant &#8230; the nun.<\/p>\n<p>I wandered the streets of my college town, recalling the glory days.<\/p>\n<p>And now, I sit, finishing my hookah, and I hear the following from the next table over:  &#8220;Dude, this comes from a place of love, but I don&#8217;t think that a convention of psychiatrists could help you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a day.<\/p>\n<p>I passed a housing inspection.<\/p>\n<p>I scheduled the removal of nearly 100 feet of tree, from someone else&#8217;s property.<\/p>\n<p>I bought $5000 of windows &#8230; for my tenant &#8230; the nun.<\/p>\n<p>I wandered the streets of my college town, recalling the glory days.<\/p>\n<p>And now, I sit, finishing my hookah, and I <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1787\">Day<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1787"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}