{"id":1769,"date":"2007-10-09T21:53:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-09T16:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1769"},"modified":"2007-10-09T21:53:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-09T16:53:00","slug":"my-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1769","title":{"rendered":"My day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eventually, I stopped patrolling last night.  I decided that I needed to take active steps in my defense if I was going to sleep at all.  So, each time I felt the need to get up, I would close one more door on the path between the outside world and my bed.  Finally, I found myself in bed with no less than FIVE doors between me and the outside world.  I said:  &#8220;Chris, there are five doors, all either chained or locked, between you and the outside world.  You will hear them coming as they kick through the doors &#8230; and you will have plenty of time to wake up.  Get some sleep.&#8221;  And sleep I did.<\/p>\n<p>Until &#8230; 6 in the morning, when I woke up to drive in to Ann Arbor and surprise <a href=\"http:\/\/_earthshine_.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">_earthshine_<\/a> on his morning walk.  The look on his face as he drove up made it totally worthwhile.  As he put it, &#8220;hey, that guy totally looks like <a href=\"http:\/\/fdmts.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">fdmts<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>Then I fought with Detroit &#8230; and it was kinda a draw.  I got the tax, rental registration, and rental inspection offices to change the mailing addresses on the property.  I also found out that some d*ckh**d has registered himself as the responsible party for renting out the house that IS OWNED BY ME.  I mustered all the casual at my disposal and asked for his address.  The clerk laughed and had none of it.  I got a laugh out of the line waiting behind me when I asked if maybe I could have his family&#8217;s address instead.  <\/p>\n<p>One does not try to steal my house.  Grrrrrrr.  <\/p>\n<p>Given that I had the deeds and trust documents with me &#8230; I think we corrected that which could be corrected on the spot.<\/p>\n<p>Then I drove to Buffalo, NY, which appears to be a total hole.  I&#8217;m writing this from the finest of restaurants &#8211; the TGI Fridays by the highway.<\/p>\n<p>My hotel is nice though &#8230; more Marriott points for me.  I think I&#8217;m at, like, 90,000 by now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eventually, I stopped patrolling last night. I decided that I needed to take active steps in my defense if I was going to sleep at all. So, each time I felt the need to get up, I would close one more door on the path between the outside world and my bed. Finally, I found <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1769\">My day<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1769"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}