{"id":1764,"date":"2007-10-07T12:20:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-07T07:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1764"},"modified":"2007-10-07T12:20:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-07T07:20:00","slug":"the-big-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1764","title":{"rendered":"The big D"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in the ancestral house in Detroit.  All is well.  No ghosts or bodies in the basement, although the garage door appears to be well and truly jammed.  I&#8217;m meeting the tenant for lunch this afternoon, and an attorney-friend for dinner &#8230; hopefully to dispense with paperwork and make a plan for the next year or so.<\/p>\n<p>The trip was a long haul, but uneventful.  It&#8217;s about a 12 hour drive, including 4 hours across Canada.  I stopped off at Niagara Falls, which was well worth it.  That detour put me into Windsor around 9pm.  I decided that I wasn&#8217;t in the mood for &#8220;Urban Exploration and Adventure&#8221; (as my mom&#8217;s t-shirt puts it) on a Saturday night, so I called up <a href=\"http:\/\/redmed.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">redmed<\/a> and asked her to hotwire me a hotel in Windsor.  God Bless the Internet.  <\/p>\n<p>I had forgotten that Windsor is basically Las Vegas Midwest &#8230; with all sorts of stuff legal that the US frowns upon (Cuban Cigars, Absinthe, Prostitution, Gambling) &#8230; and so the town was packed to the gills with drunken, clueless college kids.  As I checked in, a group of girls was desperately trying to explain to the desk staff how it wasn&#8217;t their fault that they had broken the mini-bar.  Good times.  I was tired, and retired early.<\/p>\n<p>This morning, I was subject to a random screening for customs.  They poked around the car and asked where I was from (&#8220;long drive&#8221;), and where I was going (&#8220;nice neighborhood&#8230;&#8221;).  Then they let me go.  Looking at what they have to deal with &#8230; I need to revisit my thoughts on border security.  These guys have about 30 seconds to make a pass \/ no-pass decision on each vehicle.  What the hell are they supposed to do?<\/p>\n<p>The plan for the afternoon:  Go to the grocery store and get snacks and cleaning supplies.  Yay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in the ancestral house in Detroit. All is well. No ghosts or bodies in the basement, although the garage door appears to be well and truly jammed. I&#8217;m meeting the tenant for lunch this afternoon, and an attorney-friend for dinner &#8230; hopefully to dispense with paperwork and make a plan for the next year <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1764\">The big D<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}