{"id":1727,"date":"2007-09-04T14:51:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-04T09:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1727"},"modified":"2007-09-04T14:51:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-04T09:51:00","slug":"new-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1727","title":{"rendered":"New Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I now possess a new telephone.  It cost me $6 to upgrade from my old and busted RAZR to my new and unbelievably hot KRAZR.  Thank you, Verizon.  I don&#8217;t know yet about the many ways in which this will screw up my account &#8230; so I&#8217;m still thrilled.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m shuffling around the house, calling it &#8220;my precious&#8221; right now.  &#8220;Oh, the prettiest new phone &#8230; so much less ugly than the old phone.&#8221;  It&#8217;s pretty damn weird, but I feel happy.<\/p>\n<p>In mental health news, I have decided that it is unnecessary to move my mom&#8217;s cell phone number into the contact list of the new phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I now possess a new telephone. It cost me $6 to upgrade from my old and busted RAZR to my new and unbelievably hot KRAZR. Thank you, Verizon. I don&#8217;t know yet about the many ways in which this will screw up my account &#8230; so I&#8217;m still thrilled.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m shuffling around the house, calling <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1727\">New Phone<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}