{"id":1726,"date":"2007-09-04T00:14:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-03T19:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1726"},"modified":"2007-09-04T00:14:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-03T19:14:00","slug":"bean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1726","title":{"rendered":"Bean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.bean.com\/images\/nochart_bottom_new.jpg\" ismap align=left><a href=\"http:\/\/justkidding_nr.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">justkidding_nr<\/a> and I were discussing the internet this weekend.  The fact that, sometimes, there&#8217;s a funny story out there, and there&#8217;s no dignified way to admit how it was that you found yourself looking at a particular website.  I mean, damn, that website might be funny &#8230; but how exactly did you find your way there?  Hmmmm?  <\/p>\n<p>in this spirit, and without a whit of apology, I present <a href=\"http:\/\/bean.com\">The Bean<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s an inflatable beanbag chair.  You, apparently, sit on it and flail your arms.  One of the FAQ items is &#8220;what if I don&#8217;t have access to a television?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.bean.com\/images\/jeep.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>Yes, even if you&#8217;re as fat as a jeep automobile, the bean will still endure your massive bulk.  <\/p>\n<p>The Bean.  It&#8217;s what&#8217;s for dinner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>justkidding_nr and I were discussing the internet this weekend. The fact that, sometimes, there&#8217;s a funny story out there, and there&#8217;s no dignified way to admit how it was that you found yourself looking at a particular website. I mean, damn, that website might be funny &#8230; but how exactly did you find your way <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1726\">Bean<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1726"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}