{"id":1723,"date":"2007-08-27T19:16:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-27T14:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1723"},"modified":"2007-08-27T19:16:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-27T14:16:00","slug":"dear-apple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1723","title":{"rendered":"Dear Apple."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I&#8217;m irritated.  Doesn&#8217;t help that I&#8217;m in DC, still working at 7:20 in the evening, having caught the 7:55am flight down here.  I&#8217;m irritated at Apple.<\/p>\n<p><!--more serious geekage-->We have a server with PPC chips (Apple XServe, slot loading).  It needs a new OS.  In the several years since this machine came out, there have been a few changes to the Apple line.  These include:<\/p>\n<p>* The OS now comes on DVDs, not CDs.  This machine has only a CD drive. <\/p>\n<p>* Back in the day, these machines did not come with any video options onboard.  You could buy a &#8220;PCI-X&#8221; video card &#8230; but that was it.  We do not have a &#8220;PCI-X&#8221; video card &#8230; and no, you can&#8217;t just jam a regular $20 PCI video card in there backwards.  Trust me on this.<\/p>\n<p>* Apples are now Intel based, not PPC based.  <\/p>\n<p>* They changed the boot code so that if you make a bootable image on a new machine (my laptop), it ain&#8217;t gonna work on the old server.  This means that I can no longer just &#8220;pretend&#8221; install on my laptop onto the target mode-ed server &#8230; since they&#8217;re different architectures using different boot codes. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve <a href=\"http:\/\/bioteam.net\/wiki\/index.php\/Headless_G5_Xserver\">done this more than twice<\/a>, and it&#8217;s almost always different in some unique and awesome way.  I&#8217;ll spare the details, but the solution that we&#8217;re closing in on here involves a firewire disk, a spare PPC workstation, two different machines in target mode, and a lot of profanity.  I really want to get the serial \/ USB adapter involved somehow &#8230; but I&#8217;m  not sure it&#8217;s going to be necessary.  <\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, and in between cursing at the machines, I had a decent set of conversations about health insurance with my employer.  I&#8217;ll leave out the details, but let&#8217;s just say that these weren&#8217;t the conversations that leave one in a *better* mood than one started.<\/p>\n<p>Thank God I&#8217;m in the same town as a Dogfish Head brewpub.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I&#8217;m irritated. Doesn&#8217;t help that I&#8217;m in DC, still working at 7:20 in the evening, having caught the 7:55am flight down here. I&#8217;m irritated at Apple.<\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1723\">Dear Apple.<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}