In summary: <\/p>\n
Wildebeests approach water and are set upon by lions. Beasts bug out, but the lions grab a calf and drag it to the water. Lions settle in to wait for it to stop squirming. Suddenly, lions are all “SHIT! SHIT!” as a crocodile ALSO grabs the calf. Lions win the tug-of-beast, but are suddenly confronted by a Wall Of Rage in the form of the herd of wildebeests that has returned for their calf. Lions are flung, lions are head-butted, and eventually … the lions bail.<\/p>\n
To the delight of all, the calf STANDS UP and walks away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n
In summary: <\/p>\n
Wildebeests approach water and are set upon by lions. Beasts bug out, but the lions grab a calf and drag it to the water. Lions settle in to wait for it to stop squirming. Suddenly, lions are all “SHIT! SHIT!” as a crocodile ALSO grabs the calf. Lions win the tug-of-beast, . . . → Read More: Wild kingdom<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1647"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}