{"id":1636,"date":"2007-05-19T08:23:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-19T03:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1636"},"modified":"2007-05-19T08:23:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-19T03:23:00","slug":"home-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1636","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m home.  Hooray.<\/p>\n<p>This weekend, I plan to mow the lawn, catch up on bills, bottle the Bourbon Barrel Porter, and exercise.  We go to Haiti in a week.  I should probably consider the ramifications of that.  It&#8217;s possible that I&#8217;ll be back in MD on Monday and Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p>Also, there are 2,000 condoms, in bags of 500, sitting in the kitchen.  I&#8217;m not sure what that&#8217;s about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m home. Hooray.<\/p>\n<p>This weekend, I plan to mow the lawn, catch up on bills, bottle the Bourbon Barrel Porter, and exercise. We go to Haiti in a week. I should probably consider the ramifications of that. It&#8217;s possible that I&#8217;ll be back in MD on Monday and Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p>Also, there are 2,000 condoms, in <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1636\">Home<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1636"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}