{"id":1590,"date":"2007-04-12T15:53:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T10:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1590"},"modified":"2007-04-12T15:53:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-12T10:53:00","slug":"overheard-in-the-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1590","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in the office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just heard this over the cube walls:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So he says &#8216;I work hard!  Sometimes I use my brain to do <b>math<\/b>.&#8217;  And I said &#8216;You do not!  You haul <b>dirt<\/b>.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s just the middle of the afternoon, but I was reduced to a trembling mass of giggles, head on the desk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just heard this over the cube walls:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So he says &#8216;I work hard! Sometimes I use my brain to do math.&#8217; And I said &#8216;You do not! You haul dirt.&#8217;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s just the middle of the afternoon, but I was reduced to a trembling mass of giggles, head on the desk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}