{"id":1581,"date":"2007-04-04T13:16:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-04T08:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1581"},"modified":"2007-04-04T13:16:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-04T08:16:00","slug":"frost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1581","title":{"rendered":"Frost"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is going to frost tonight.<\/p>\n<p>I have planted my garden, I have put various delicate and gentle flowers into various beds, and I have moved all the heavy pots to the porch.  I did this last weekend.<\/p>\n<p>And it is going to frost tonight.<\/p>\n<p>My roses have their *second* set of shoots on them, the first set having been frozen off last month.<\/p>\n<p>And it is going to freakin&#8217; FROST tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Is it not April?  Am I not yet permitted to see the END of this godforsaken, crappy winter?<\/p>\n<p>Grumble, mason jars, whine, mulch, simper, cold frame, grouse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is going to frost tonight.<\/p>\n<p>I have planted my garden, I have put various delicate and gentle flowers into various beds, and I have moved all the heavy pots to the porch. I did this last weekend.<\/p>\n<p>And it is going to frost tonight.<\/p>\n<p>My roses have their *second* set of shoots on them, <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1581\">Frost<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}