{"id":1540,"date":"2007-02-21T12:55:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-21T07:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1540"},"modified":"2007-02-21T12:55:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-21T07:55:00","slug":"mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1540","title":{"rendered":"Mail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vignette:<\/p>\n<p>There was a strange little orphan of a card in the mailbox yesterday, with no stamp.  It said something like &#8220;I noticed all the sympathy cards, and the people coming and going, and I asked at the store up the street.  I&#8217;m so sorry for your loss.  Sincerely, Rhonda &#8211; your mail carrier.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now *that&#8217;s* country.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vignette:<\/p>\n<p>There was a strange little orphan of a card in the mailbox yesterday, with no stamp. It said something like &#8220;I noticed all the sympathy cards, and the people coming and going, and I asked at the store up the street. I&#8217;m so sorry for your loss. Sincerely, Rhonda &#8211; your mail carrier.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1540\">Mail<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}