Ooooooo,
\nWashington, Washington
\n6 foot 8 weighs a fucking ton.
\nOpponents beware, opponents beware
\nHe's coming, he's coming, he's coming<\/p>\nLet me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine
\nI mean two sets of testicles, so divine
\nOn a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land
\nWith a mason ring and schnauzer in his perfect hands<\/p>\n
Here comes George, in control
\nWomen dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
\nAte opponent's brains and invented cocaine
\nHe's coming, he's coming, he's coming.<\/p>\n
Washington, Washington
\n6 foot 20, fucking killing for fun
\nSpread, spread, Delaware
\nHe's coming, he's coming, he's coming.<\/p>\n
Sue me if I go too fast
\nbut the sons of his opponents wish that he was their dad.
\nGot a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart
\nHe'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart! Ooo.<\/p>\n
He'll save children but not the British children
\nHe'll save children but not the British children
\nHe'll save children but not the British children
\nHe'll save children but not the British children<\/p>\n
Had a pocket full of horses
\nFucked the shit out of bears
\nThrew a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare
\nHe made love like an eagle, falling out of the sky
\nKilled his sensei in a duel and he never said why.<\/p>\n
Washington, Washington
\n12 stories high, made of radiation
\nThe present beware, the future beware
\nHe's coming, he's coming, he's coming.<\/p>\n
Did I mention his four nuts?
\nWell he also had four dicks.
\nIf you took off his boot you'd see the dicks growing off his feet.<\/p>\n
I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 goddamn dicks.<\/p>\n
He once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid
\nAt a party.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Okay, I must advise you to *not* watch this. It’s a mind virus. It infects your brain and spreads through your psyche, leaving you gibbering and useless … and giggling at inappropriate moments. Plus, it includes both profanity and sexual innuendo.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
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