{"id":1472,"date":"2007-01-03T23:31:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-03T18:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1472"},"modified":"2007-01-03T23:31:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-03T18:31:00","slug":"screaming-cute-koalas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1472","title":{"rendered":"Screaming cute koalas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/today.reuters.com\/tv\/videostory.aspx?storyid=4b30f6ca878142b5cf3f40e895a1644b51cb4d98&#038;WTmodLoc=vidarticle-r1-featuredvideo-2\">this is over the top<\/a>.  That baby koala is WAY too cute.<\/p>\n<p>For added effect, imagine it saying, as it clings, &#8220;don&#8217;t leave me, I love you.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>There you go: tears of joy.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, I just finished Gears of War on the &#8220;Hardcore&#8221; setting.  This is the middle setting.  So far as I can tell, nobody even bothers lying about having finished the game on &#8220;Insane.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this is over the top. That baby koala is WAY too cute.<\/p>\n<p>For added effect, imagine it saying, as it clings, &#8220;don&#8217;t leave me, I love you.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>There you go: tears of joy.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, I just finished Gears of War on the &#8220;Hardcore&#8221; setting. This is the middle setting. So far as <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1472\">Screaming cute koalas<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}