{"id":1463,"date":"2006-12-27T16:52:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-27T11:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1463"},"modified":"2006-12-27T16:52:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-27T11:52:00","slug":"oots-translation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1463","title":{"rendered":"OOTS Translation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since <a href=\"http:\/\/capital_l.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">capital_l<\/a> is on vacation and can&#8217;t be troubled, here&#8217;s a translation for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.giantitp.com\/comics\/oots0393.html\">the climactic confrontation<\/a> in order of the stick.<\/p>\n<p><!--more Cut, to protect the innocent--><br \/>\nNALE?? I kissed Nale?  U-HE!!<\/p>\n<p>Nooooo! kick his ass, oddly Effective Elan!<\/p>\n<p>Huh?<\/p>\n<p>you&#8217;ve got to be kidding me.  Elan, you&#8217;re not buying this, are you???<\/p>\n<p>damn straight, he&#8217;s lying!<\/p>\n<p>He bought me this dress!  Come on, would ANY woman CHOOSE to wear this thing?<\/p>\n<p>Of course not!  This is absurd!  I&#8217;m Chaotic Good!  Ish!<\/p>\n<p>Why are you listening to him?? He&#8217;s the VILLAIN!<\/p>\n<p>No, I haven&#8217;t!<\/p>\n<p>You have to believe me!  He&#8217;s lying!!<\/p>\n<p>What??  No!  NO!!<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t &#8230;think&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t lose him<\/p>\n<p>I &#8211; I thought &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I thought &#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since capital_l is on vacation and can&#8217;t be troubled, here&#8217;s a translation for the climactic confrontation in order of the stick.<\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1463\">OOTS Translation<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1463"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}