As can plainly be seen from the map that I stole from CNN.com, My presence in the southeast of Virginia has caused a small island of “blue” (read as “Democrat”) to appear. This, by itself, might not have been enough to swing the election in Webb’s favor (for reference, he’s the VA senate candidate who did *not* call an audience member racist names, nor did he fly the confederate flag in his office). However, I turned the scorn-fields to full power on the way to and from work today. I suspect that this stunned a wide swath of morons, rendering them unable to vote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
As can plainly be seen from the map that I stole from CNN.com, My presence in the southeast of Virginia has caused a small island of “blue” (read as “Democrat”) to appear. This, by itself, might not have been enough to swing the election in Webb’s favor (for reference, he’s the VA senate candidate who . . . → Read More: My influence<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}