{"id":1392,"date":"2006-10-24T22:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-24T17:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1392"},"modified":"2006-10-24T22:12:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-24T17:12:00","slug":"rock-star-continued","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1392","title":{"rendered":"Rock star, continued"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The solution to the NASA problem wound up being a very particular, poorly documented command.  I knew it.  They were back online before lunch.  We spent the rest of the day building &#8220;the fastest damn 80TB array we could.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They took my hair gel at the airport.  &#8220;Sorry sir, this is 3.5oz, and the limit is 3oz.&#8221;  &#8220;But I&#8217;ve USED a bunch of it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In the random lotto which is car rental via Priceline, I got a minivan. <\/p>\n<p>At the sushi restaurant tonight, I sat next to two huge, redneck, construction workers &#8230; one of whom turned to me out of nowhere and said &#8220;this country is being led by a bought and paid for imbecile, who can barely speak &#8230; but who sends our young men to die overseas by the thousands.  The thing that really gets me though is that he&#8217;s going to steal the next election, just like he stole the last two!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I have hope.  All is not bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The solution to the NASA problem wound up being a very particular, poorly documented command. I knew it. They were back online before lunch. We spent the rest of the day building &#8220;the fastest damn 80TB array we could.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They took my hair gel at the airport. &#8220;Sorry sir, this is 3.5oz, and the limit <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1392\">Rock star, continued<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}