{"id":1386,"date":"2006-10-18T13:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-18T08:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1386"},"modified":"2006-10-18T13:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-18T08:56:00","slug":"carboy-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1386","title":{"rendered":"Carboy contest!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I happened upon a 5 gallon carboy, sitting outside of an antique store, labeled with an $8 price tag yesterday. I was unable to resist … so I purchased it and brought it home. Now, I see that it is far too filthy to ever be allowed to hold any of my precious fluids … so I plan to fill it with small objects as a sort of “artistic commentary” on the holding capacity of glass vessels. <\/p>\n

Thus I hereby announce the “what shall I put in the carboy” contest. The winner will be mentioned by name, every time I speak of the carboy. Here are some initial thoughts as to things that the carboy might contain:<\/p>\n

* corks
\n* colored sand, artfully arranged in layers
\n* marbles
\n* chipmunks (easier than it sounds: If I put a layer of thistle seed in it and leave it behind the garage, I will have mice and chipmunks by morning
\n* pennies
\n* insanely powerful magnets<\/p>\n

Give unto me your ideas!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I happened upon a 5 gallon carboy, sitting outside of an antique store, labeled with an $8 price tag yesterday. I was unable to resist … so I purchased it and brought it home. Now, I see that it is far too filthy to ever be allowed to hold any of my precious fluids … . . . → Read More: Carboy contest!<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1386"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}