{"id":1372,"date":"2006-10-02T16:35:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-02T11:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1372"},"modified":"2006-10-02T16:35:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-02T11:35:00","slug":"the-ugly-stick-is-in-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1372","title":{"rendered":"The ugly stick is in play"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My day has been filled with some truly ugly people.  Comically ugly.   Imagine a caricature of a person who has been constantly scowling for the past 55 years.  &#8220;Your face will freeze that way, oh my God it really did!&#8221; ugly.  <\/p>\n<p>Lots of &#8217;em.  I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s going on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My day has been filled with some truly ugly people. Comically ugly. Imagine a caricature of a person who has been constantly scowling for the past 55 years. &#8220;Your face will freeze that way, oh my God it really did!&#8221; ugly. <\/p>\n<p>Lots of &#8217;em. I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s going on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1372"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}