{"id":1358,"date":"2006-09-19T08:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-19T03:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1358"},"modified":"2006-09-19T08:02:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-19T03:02:00","slug":"rental-cars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1358","title":{"rendered":"Rental cars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it that every single time I receive a rental car, the stereo EQ is set to &#8220;max bass, max treble?&#8221;  This setting sucks.<\/p>\n<p>There are two possibilities:<br \/>\n* The people who clean the cars like it that way<br \/>\n* There is an individual who travels around just in front of me, screwing up my car stereos.  <\/p>\n<p>In other news, I have a Grand Marquis this time.  The woman at the rental counter said it was that, or a bicycle.  All she had.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it that every single time I receive a rental car, the stereo EQ is set to &#8220;max bass, max treble?&#8221; This setting sucks.<\/p>\n<p>There are two possibilities: * The people who clean the cars like it that way * There is an individual who travels around just in front of me, screwing up <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1358\">Rental cars<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}