{"id":1353,"date":"2006-09-12T16:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-12T11:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1353"},"modified":"2006-09-12T16:16:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-12T11:16:00","slug":"crush-me-squeeze-me-make-me-wine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1353","title":{"rendered":"Crush me, squeeze me, make me wine."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.americanwinegrape.com\/prodimages\/bucket.jpg\" ismap align=left>While out getting the firewood, we got a little bit lost and happened to drive past a warehouse lot with banners hung up advertising &#8220;wine grapes.&#8221;  I decided to wander over there today and check it out.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s clearly a seasonal business.  Here when the grapes are available, gone when they&#8217;re not.  There were two old dudes sitting on a loading dock, surrounded by stacks of crated grapes.  I wandered up, said &#8216;hi&#8217;, and basically said &#8220;I don&#8217;t know anything.  I want to make wine.  What do I want to do?&#8221;  I was immediately back in the country.  These were good &#8216;ole Italian boys &#8230; relaxing &#8230; chatting &#8230; and selling the occasional hundred pounds of grapes.  <\/p>\n<p>The older of the two said &#8220;you don&#8217;t want grapes the first time, you want juice,&#8221; and led me into a walk in freezer containing 6 gallon plastic pails.  He explained that they&#8217;re sealed with a tight lid which includes a fermentation lock.  All I have to do is leave the bucket someplace where it&#8217;ll stay about 70 degrees.  In about 10 days the fermentation lock will pop up &#8220;like a turkey timer.&#8221;  At that point, I siphon the wine into a clean carboy, put an airlock on the top, and &#8220;wait until Christmas.&#8221;  I asked about bottling &#8230; and the less old dude laughed and pointed to his friend:  &#8220;This guy here doesn&#8217;t even rack his wine.  He just siphons out of the bucket into a carafe!&#8221;  There was no more talk of bottling.<\/p>\n<p>They asked what style I like.  I said &#8220;Cabernet.&#8221;  Dude laughed again and said &#8220;I won&#8217;t sell you Cabernet.  You gotta age cabernet at least a year &#8230; and this is your first batch!  You&#8217;re gonna drink it all before Easter.  You get <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanwinegrape.com\/proddetail.asp?prod=BarbJuice\">Barbera<\/a>.  It&#8217;ll be great in 3 months.&#8221;  $38 later, I had 6 gallons of juice in my truck and was headed home.<\/p>\n<p>If this works out, maybe I&#8217;ll expand into the wild world of crushing whole fruit later on &#8230; but there&#8217;s no shame in having 5 gallons of house red on tap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While out getting the firewood, we got a little bit lost and happened to drive past a warehouse lot with banners hung up advertising &#8220;wine grapes.&#8221; I decided to wander over there today and check it out.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s clearly a seasonal business. Here when the grapes are available, gone when they&#8217;re not. There were two <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1353\">Crush me, squeeze me, make me wine.<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1353"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}