Wow. Orange alerts suck.<\/p>\n
I made it through security in decent time. Everyone was really cheerful and friendly, but they’ve upped the ante to “all shoes must be removed.” I’m actually in something of a rush, or else I might have used words like “decline” and “disrobe,” but I don’t really want to know what that would bring down.<\/p>\n
So, chalk one up for cowardice, I suppose … but I let the man see my footsies. Security is starting to get a locker room funk.<\/p>\n
Hey, at least I get to buy new toothpaste and shaving cream when I get to Atlanta. That’ll be *fun*.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Wow. Orange alerts suck.<\/p>\n
I made it through security in decent time. Everyone was really cheerful and friendly, but they’ve upped the ante to “all shoes must be removed.” I’m actually in something of a rush, or else I might have used words like “decline” and “disrobe,” but I don’t really want to know what . . . → Read More: Travel<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}