{"id":1320,"date":"2006-08-16T11:01:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-16T06:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1320"},"modified":"2006-08-16T11:01:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-16T06:01:00","slug":"the-sorrows-of-pluto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1320","title":{"rendered":"The sorrows of Pluto"},"content":{"rendered":"

First off, my cat was in fact hiding under the kitchen sink. Way in the back. Behind a box.<\/p>\n

Now, the sorrows of Pluto:<\/p>\n

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First off, my cat was in fact hiding under the kitchen sink. Way in the back. Behind a box.<\/p>\n

Now, the sorrows of Pluto:<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}