{"id":1300,"date":"2006-08-03T23:13:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-03T18:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1300"},"modified":"2006-08-03T23:13:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-03T18:13:00","slug":"hotel-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1300","title":{"rendered":"Hotel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How is it that I selected, at random, the hotel with the late-nite screaming kid party in the pool area, the screaming *at* the kids party in the hall, and the &#8220;stomping around fretfully&#8221; party upstairs?  Sheer dumb luck?<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately I&#8217;m tired as all heck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How is it that I selected, at random, the hotel with the late-nite screaming kid party in the pool area, the screaming *at* the kids party in the hall, and the &#8220;stomping around fretfully&#8221; party upstairs? Sheer dumb luck?<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately I&#8217;m tired as all heck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}