{"id":1281,"date":"2006-07-18T15:07:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-18T10:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1281"},"modified":"2006-07-18T15:07:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-18T10:07:00","slug":"my-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1281","title":{"rendered":"My birthday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"http:\/\/us.movies1.yimg.com\/movies.yahoo.com\/images\/hv\/photo\/movie_pix\/new_line_cinema\/snakes_on_a_plane\/snakesonaplane_teaserposter.jpg\" align=left ismap>Be it hereby declared:  I have everything I could possibly want for my birthday.  <a href=\"http:\/\/movies.yahoo.com\/movie\/snakes-on-a-plane\/1808718760\/info\">Snakes on a Plane<\/a> hits the big screen on the day itself.  I need no other gifts.<\/p>\n<p>Now, go watch <a href=\"http:\/\/movies.yahoo.com\/feature\/snakesonaplane.html\">the previews<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, also watch previews for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/fox\/borat\/trailer\/\">Borat<\/a>, which should be just flat out rude.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Be it hereby declared: I have everything I could possibly want for my birthday. Snakes on a Plane hits the big screen on the day itself. I need no other gifts.<\/p>\n<p>Now, go watch the previews.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, also watch previews for Borat, which should be just flat out rude.<\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1281\">My birthday.<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}