{"id":1270,"date":"2006-07-06T22:36:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-06T17:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1270"},"modified":"2006-07-06T22:36:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-06T17:36:00","slug":"grrrrrrrrrrrr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1270","title":{"rendered":"Grrrrrrrrrrrr"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today went approximately as well as expected.  I am now listening to the following, in an attempt to beat my brain into submission:<\/p>\n<p>* Stacy&#8217;s Mom (Fountains of Wayne)<br \/>\n* My Humps (Black Eyed Peas)<br \/>\n* Pretty Fly for a White Guy (Offspring)<br \/>\n* My Band (D12)<br \/>\n* I Hope You Die (Bloodhound Gang)<\/p>\n<p>I ran into a preacher with a microphone at Downtown Crossing on my way back to South Station.  He was telling people things like &#8220;Jesus started the Catholic church, he didn&#8217;t start the Baptist church.  Says so right in the bible.&#8221;  I didn&#8217;t have the energy to do anything more than glare at him for a few seconds.  How pathetic is that?  On a good day, I would have worn his viscera as a crown.<\/p>\n<p>The music is working.  Good night, all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today went approximately as well as expected. I am now listening to the following, in an attempt to beat my brain into submission:<\/p>\n<p>* Stacy&#8217;s Mom (Fountains of Wayne) * My Humps (Black Eyed Peas) * Pretty Fly for a White Guy (Offspring) * My Band (D12) * I Hope You Die (Bloodhound Gang)<\/p>\n<p>I <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1270\">Grrrrrrrrrrrr<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}